Dear Santa…..

Dear Santa,
For Christmas I want people to be kind, feminists to rule the planet, animals to be loved, kids to be well fed, senior citizens to be ADORED, air to be clean, assholes to say they are sorry so we can all move on, my skinny jeans to admit that they are lying, gender to be fluid, a huge box of chocolate, and to be with my family.
Thank you- there'll be cookies for you, don't worry.
Love and Sugarplums,
World Famous *BOB*